you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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