onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it glows. i had to have it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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