he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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