READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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