better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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