part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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