Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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