Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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