I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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