I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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