Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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