Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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