Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
