so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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