What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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