I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The air was thick with penises
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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