considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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