I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I smell like Dick and happiness
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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