My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
