the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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