I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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