I'm drive I can fine osifer
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Randomize