What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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