drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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