i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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