Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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