my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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