Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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