I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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