love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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