omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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