Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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