I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to make out with him forever
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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