If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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