Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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