Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
BRING THE BAGELS
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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