he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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