And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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