We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
