Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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