He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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