9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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