That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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