I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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