RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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