Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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