Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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