How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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