He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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