Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Slut skills are useful in every country.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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