maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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