Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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