brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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