After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
