you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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