What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
